I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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