What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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