How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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