- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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