- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Your Mom!!!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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