What ryhmes with turtle rape

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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whats black and large -me

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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hi

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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