- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

I love pissing people off :P

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.