- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

So a baby seal walks into a club.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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