Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

autistic kids rock

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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