- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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