What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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