- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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