What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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