What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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