What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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9/11.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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