Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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