- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Roses are red Violets are blue

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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