What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

This statement is false.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

I have a horse.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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