why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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