- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

black chicken. kfc

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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