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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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