- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A seal walks into a club.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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