- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Abortion.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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