Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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non poop

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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