- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Chris is hairy

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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