Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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