- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

No it doesnt..

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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