How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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black people swimming

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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