- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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