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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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