When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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A jew enters a mall.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Good afternoon.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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