What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

bangers and mash?

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

penis

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

wenis

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

black people

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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