- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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