- Anti Joke

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A jew enters a mall.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

a black guy hates chicken.