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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.