- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

CFL

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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