- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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