Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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derp

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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