why are black people so fast? because there black

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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