- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Balls

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Vaginal secretions

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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