What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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The american education system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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