- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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