- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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