Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Mogok Papiti.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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SUCK MY NUTS

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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