- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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