- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

mikey is cute

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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