- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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