what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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