wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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