A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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women's rights

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Anti Joke

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