Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Guest what in the butt

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

There was a chicken. It squarked.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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