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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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