A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

bangers and mash?

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

wenis

black people

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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