- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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