What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A seal walks into a club.

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you give like i give lomain

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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