A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Anti Joke

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