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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

i just wrote this so hard

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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