- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Your mam is so fat.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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