- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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