- Anti Joke

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Oh my God! A talking dog!