- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Women's rights

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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