What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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