- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

You had better thumbs up this post.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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