- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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