- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Women's rights.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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