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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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