There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Justin Bieber

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

G:nock nock B:come in!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Yanter, Look it up

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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