Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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