- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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