Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What do you call a bear. Rob.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Read a Book.

roy g biv

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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