- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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