- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Face...tastes like chicken!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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