The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Women's rights.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Anti Joke

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