- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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