- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran is a homosexual

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

you see theres this guy.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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