- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??