- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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