Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i just wrote this so hard

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Anti Joke

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