- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Badabing.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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