Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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