Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What is the difference?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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