- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

women's rights.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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