- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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